Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

Controversial Call Leads To Oregon Losing By A Run - University of Oregon Athletics

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

Here’s how Trump could turn Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac into cash cows delivering billions to taxpayers - MarketWatch

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I see through liars

Japanese queue for hours as rice shortage deepens - Financial Times

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I know who the president of Turkey really is

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

What is the most gay experience with your dad?

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I can read

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

What is one small habit that has transformed your life in unexpected ways?

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I can count

Judge rejects Newsom’s emergency request to limit Trump LA troop deployment - The Hill

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

Why is watching a man and a woman have sex considered perverted? It's how we all got here, it's what we do, I say if you want to watch porn then carry on!

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

What are the signs of mild autism in a child?

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

What would you do if you found out that someone had broken into your home while you were sleeping?

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

Is there anything wrong with me because I'm still single?

I don’t cotton to rapists

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

The Planetary Society reissues urgent call to reject disastrous budget proposal for NASA - The Planetary Society

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I have complete contempt for traitorism

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

This group is the most vulnerable to heat-related illnesses by far - The Washington Post

I understand how hurricane paths work

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

WHO Monitors New Covid Variant Spreading in America and Europe - WIRED

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I don’t buy bullshit

I actually pay taxes

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I have a reading level above third grade

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I have complete contempt for fakery

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality